Little Brother = Target

I'm sorry to say it, Zach, but I think being a little brother means you're bound to be the victim of your brother's "big" ideas, like these:

Being adorned in a pre-school wreath crown.

And being dressed up in all kinds of funny outfits ...

My only consolation is it could be worse. You could have had five older sisters like your daddy did. Ask him to tell you those stories, and the wreath and ball cap (and whatever else the future and Eliot's creative mind hold ...) won't sound so bad. In the meantime, thanks for being such a sport. And knowing you and your feisty personality, it's only a matter of time before you defend yourself. Until then, I'll do my best to come to your rescue quickly when I hear your brother laugh hysterically and say, "Mom, you've gotta see Zach!"